Around a year ago, I decided to take a leaf out of a revived and resuscitated Noel Edmonds’ book and have a shot at Cosmic Ordering. The whole concept appealed to me – in simple terms, ask the universe and ye shall be given. I saw how Noel had resurfaced from the ignominy of Mr Blobby to become the darling of teatime telly with Deal or No Deal, and I thought: “I’ll have a bit of that.” After all, shy bairns get no sweets.I wrote down my cosmic order – three things I wanted, and when I wanted them by – folded up the paper, stuffed it into a vase and left it alone so the wonderful things could start happening. I took the piece of paper out today. I had been precise in my orders (I know the universe has a sense of humour if you are hazy) and have received a sum total of half of one of my requests.
“There has to be something better than this,” I thought, then I realised I had indeed seen something better in action, in cyberspace…
Gill asked the green fairy for absinthe via her blog, and lo, absinthe appeared. I pined for Bigelow Earl Grey tea from America, and the lovely Dulwich Mum has sourced it for me.
I have decided to call my new method of wishing ‘Blogasmic Ordering’. All you have to do is send your desires out through cyberspace.
I would like please:
- A column in a newspaper or Sunday supplement.
- A horsebox so the Grey Mare and I can go on more outings.
- World peace and understanding.
Love M&M
I know the last one makes me sound a bit like a Miss World contestant, but let’s see what materialises …
